Posts Tagged ‘primadonnas

12
Jun
09

this isn’t completely terrible, vol. 2: Bourgeois Pig in Hollywood

Location, location, location.

Location, location, location.

Something about crippling depression, finals week, and constantly being surrounded by inbred jackholes can really suck the funny right out of you.

Luckily, I don’t really care, and you’re going to be subjected to my shit regardless.

On that note, welcome to another edition of “this isn’t completely terrible“, with me, Kim.

Like I was telling some dear friends recently, after inhaling far too much gasoline fumes and spending far too much time in the hot, hot sun (just like OMC says), I hate myself, but generally, I hate other people more, so it looks like I still have some semblance of self-esteem.

Which is probably what propels me to do things like to go cafes with names like Bourgeois Pig. Located in breathtaking Hollywood, California, right across the street from what I believe is the Scientology Celebrity Center*, the Bourgeois Pig serves coffee, pastries, and cafe food. It’s obviously way too blue-blooded for me (it’s in the name, for Christ’s sake), but I go there anyway because it reaffirms everything I hate about Los Angeles while simultaneously serving me delicious drinks and intriguing eye candy, both in human and decorative form. It’s really a win-win situation. But you don’t have to trust me, I’m not the only one raving about it. User Sir Felgar on the Zagat website exclaims,

Way overpriced and somehwat[sic] pretentious(.)

Which is cool, because that’s what all my Johns tend to say about me. Not to leave any doubt about the place, CarolS0256 adds:

It could be cleaner.

Continue reading ‘this isn’t completely terrible, vol. 2: Bourgeois Pig in Hollywood’

23
Apr
09

Who do these JACKHOLES think they’re kidding.

The gauntlet has beeen THROWN.

The gauntlet has beeen THROWN.

I cry FOUL, sirs!

These RUFFIANS shall NOT PASS.

threevue dot com

I knew I should never have taken that extended vacation in Barbados. It seems that in my absence, usurpers have attempted to sully the # + vue name. You will regret this, Taylor, Ross, and Marc. You will, and you SHALL.




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