Sun God 2009: The Pillowfight to End All Pillowfights

 

12: 55-1:30: Theory of Funkativity

Let’s get this party started! Upon procuring copious amounts of alcohol, from the general store, and feasting upon local fare in the form of sub-par fish tacos, Danielle and I returned to the batcave to commence the ritual of noon-day drinking. Beginning with badly made mojitos, nuts n’ berries, we had an impromptu fashion show, and waited for Kim to arrive.

 

1:45-2:45: The Cool Kids

Upon Kim’s arrival we continued the drinking ala mobile sprite bottle which we replaced with a concoction of vodka and seltzer water. Having disposed of unwanted rotten fruit (not a euphemism), we made our way to the bus stop near the apartment in an attempt to get to campus. The “party bus” arrived momentarily and we proceeded to finish our flask. We knew we were on the “party bus” if only because there was a sign that said “party bus”; a sign that was written with a Bic pen and then unceremoniously taped to the outside of the bus with cello tape. This was in direct contradiction to the signs equally unceremonious in their distribution that stipulated “no alcohol on the bus.” What’s a girl to think?