Panoptotron

My mom had her tubes tied, but I was born anyway.  My second toe is bigger than my thumb toe, or in laymen’s terms, my big toe; It hasn’t effected my leaping ability whatsoever.  If they ever make a movie about my life and they try to cast Omar Epps to play me I’ll have my people make it clear that somebody needs to find Wesley Snipes.  I don’t abide cheap substitutes.  I have been told I am force to be reckoned with.  This is an occasion for correction. Usually I’ll say ‘I come full circle son…think about reckoning, but move on before one hurts one’s self.’ Academic.  People say ‘rent control doesn’t extend to your Mom’s service porch, and I say ‘tell that to my attorney.  How do you think I bought a ford festiva Cash?’