in our defense: nerd israel and other great truths

just another day at the office

So I can already tell that this post is going to be a little problematic. Borne necessarily out of the collective writers block that we here at Twovue seemed to have accrued through a stint of our own laziness, I am here to invigorate our stymied sentience and return to the charge of shedding light on the most apocryphal injustices that plague our great nation . In so far as this is the first post in…let’s call it “awhile,” it’s going to be the blogging equivalent of me riding a tricycle. So let’s all put our heads down and get some work done.

The first matter of business that needs attending to is a palatable excuse for our long absence. While I cannot speak for my co-denizens of truth and beauty (though if you think about it, the blogging media is in reality a sort of synthesis of a collective conscious into one homogenous voice, but I digress), I personally have spent the last three weeks in a state of relative vegetation, enraptured if you will, with the great expanse of cheap entertainment that is the internet. What the novelist and NPR contributer Sarah Vowell has christened “Nerd Israel,” the holy land of the idle, indolent and cripplingly dweebish alike, the internet has simultaneously served as an incapacitating crutch, and a phosphorescent Bat-signal, uniting us all under a common desire for free porn and the derisive comedy of 4chan.

just an update

for those of you following the twovue vs. threevue saga. here’s just a look at some of the services we can provide. proving we are sexy, anonymous, and apparently really into rebecca gayheart.