i would feel remiss in not making a comment on this new social phenomenon. and what a phenomenon it is. i mean who knew that two and a half hours of unculminated teenage sexual tension would drive people to hysteric fits of unrelenting psychosis with borderline mania literacy, for the first time since the dawn of elvis the pelvis. that normally rational and well behaved women all over the world are pledging their first born children to the instantly famous authoress, should come to no one as a surprise. i think we should all just be grateful that no one in the movie/novels is described as looking like anything as heinous as a warlock or a mandalorian. if people are going outside dressed up as vampires, at least they look like Bella rather than Boba Fett.
i guess now would be the time to preface that i’ve seen the movie…four times. and i don’t even have a remotely good excuse for any of those occasions. another crucial fact, i own the soundtrack. but what distinguishes me from the masses is that i didn’t use garageband to splice the fifteen second sequence of music where bella and edward meet and then endeavor to make a “mix tape” with 96 tracks of that sequence. the fact that i know someone who did, makes me feel just about as bad though. if mockery is the highest form of flattery, i might possibly be the twilight’s biggest fan. look out world, this is the skin of a stalker!