We hold these truths to be self-evident:
1. That we will destroy anyone who shalt stumble into our path and does not ply us with sweets and/or favors.
2. That we shall sling superior content with all the grace and grandeur of bonobos slinging feces.
3. That threevue dot com TheEasyMode shall forever be our mortal enemies, until a time at which they pay off our credit card debts and host our victory party at the barcade of our choosing.
4. TBA
Sincerely:
Twovue, in all its glory.
