Suffice it to say … and by that I mean … what I’m really trying to get across here is … listen: As you may have guessed by now, everyone who once ran this blog is dead.
However, you would have guessed wrong. Just as wrong as the first few hundred guesses I made for the password to get back into my WordPress account. Which is to say, super wrong. You see, I had to guess, because I couldn’t actually remember my password. Look, it’s been a rough few months you guys, okay? I’ve had a lot on my plate and I’ve been on a bit of a self-improvement kick and also I’ve been drinking a lot of Dan Akroyd’s Crystal Head Vodka, which kind of negated the self-improvement kick but whatever, screw you guys I’m a grown ass woman and I can do what I want, unless what I want is to take down The Easy Mode, formerly known as ThreeVue, which I can’t, obviously, because if I could, I would have done it by now.
Despite these slight hiccups, and the continued survival of The Easy Mode, I’m back and ready to entertain and cajole and generally unenthuse at abandon. Oh I know. Try and contain your excitement.