I fully thought this was a joke until about two minutes in, and it became crystal clear that it was… in fact… not.
Seriously though, R-How… Whatcha doin’? The Whos just not doing it for you anymore? Need some more spice in your life? And by spice, I mean a man dressed up in a panda suit, extolling the joys of “feeling on your butt-what”?
Career in a rut-what? Or just bored? Or did it on a dare-where?
But I think the real question is: why didn’t you bust out any of your patented Howard moves? Seriously. Way to half-ass it. I’m looking at you, too, Whitaker.